Summer Classes for Men

It’s a good thing to be a life-long learner, isn’t it guys? The Family Life Team has been made aware of the following summer instructional courses that you might find helpful.

Summer Classes for Men @ the
ADULT LEARNING CENTER – Wives Faculty

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIF FICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM


Class 1
How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 4
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 5
Loss of Identity--Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 6
Learning How to Find Things--Starting with Looking in the Right Places And Not Turning the House Upside Down While Grumbling Under Your Breath
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 7
Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

Class 8
Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 9
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

On second thought, maybe the school of discipleship that is run by the Holy Spirit as he applies God’s word to out hearts is a better educational value.